It was a cold day in the field of dreams when me and my friends jeremy and lance decided to experience my standardized extra strength incense. I had experience salvia before, but only briefly and without complex imagery.  I sat down and took one very deep hit off my inside out glassy carb pipe and held the hit until I thought I was going to pass out.  I exhaled very slowly and felt the effects immediatly after exhaling.

 

The last thing I remember of the "normal" world was my sitter; Jeremy, asking me if I wanted any more.  It was then that I asked him "What the fuck are you?" and layed my head back and shut my eyes.  I remember being pulled down.  I felt panicked but at the same time very very at home. 

 

I found myself in a drained YMCA swimming pool.  I'm not 100% positive what I was there for.  I am convinced that it was an awards ceremony for me.  I was in the deep end with no water in the pool and there were these suited people with sort of blank faces all the way around the edges of the pool.  In my head I thought I was being awarded for my excellence in all activities at the YMCA. 

 

Then it just stopped and I found myself back at the bridge where i had been. 

 

Lance was telling me that we had to go, but i couldn't understand him. His hair appeared to be combed over like richie cunningham and for that reason I thought he was some sort of authority figure.  He sort of frightened me at first, but then I saw jeremy to my left laughing and being his normal HIGH-larious self.  So once i got a grip Lance didn't scare me and I noticed it was him and not some richie cunningham look alike trying to take me to a padded cell.

 

I slowly came back to reality.  I came to find out that the reason Lance was rushing me was not at all because he is mean or because he wanted to be an ass.  It was because there was a lady walking her dog and she heard and saw me shouting in an extremely slurred gibberish language while clawing at the sky and pointing. My trip-sitters told me that I had my eyes open the entire time I was in my wierd state of mind. I found this interesting because I couldn't hear or see either one of them nor the bridge we were sitting on.  I only saw the place I was in my head.

 

 

I love everything that Salvia has done for me.

 

- Vinnie the Red